To the Tune of We’ve Got The Music By Journeys

Lyrics by Shua Jeger and Daniel Attias

SLOW LOWS
The year was 1933
When Chofetz Chaim came to be
Harbatzas Torah was the plan
And with Rav Dovid it began

The Alter and Rav Naftali Trop
A finely balanced Yiddishe Kop
Guiding them hashgaficly
Mesorah spanning centuries

But then Rav Henach took the lead
Determined Yeshiva would succeed
Though many challenges came his way
Mesorah guided his every day

Now with Rav Harris and the Shver
A loud Kol Torah fills the air
Talmidim young, Talmidim old
To harbatzos Torah they are sold

FAST LOWS
Only black chalkboards in WITS
Come to a Miami for a shvitz
Brooklyn, Five Towns just white shirts
Going to Rochester? That’s a first!

Cherry Hill in their RVs
St. Louis has Psychology
Boca’s got that in-town shpitz
R’ Shaul’s in the mothership, mothership, mothership!

CHORUS
Yes, we’ve got Mesorah
Branches new and old
There’s nothing like a Muchruch Shmuz
It’s Mussar for your soul

Yes we’ve got the style
Blue shirts every day
It’s not an aveirah
It’s the Slobodka way

FAST LOWS
Montreal is in the dust
New Haven turned out a bust
Vancouver changed to Las Vegas
Is Zichron Aryeh on the list?

Valley Torah and Cleveland
Seattle, Staten Island
CCJ the oldest branch
Dallas guys live on a ranch, on a ranch, on a ranch!

CHORUS
Yes, we’ve got Mesorah
Branches new and old
There’s nothing like a Muchruch Shmuz
It’s Mussar for your soul

Yes we’ve got the style
Blue shirts every day
It’s not an aveirah
It’s the Slobodka way

FAST LOWS
In every corner of the globe
Minnalipan to Orlando
West coast, east coast, in between
And every branch sends guys to Queens!

The Rosh Yeshivos are in shock
Brooklyn Kollel, what a hock!
Tampa branch, Chassidim praise!
Rav Bentzion Chait should get a raise

Lakewood rumors, what comes next??
Let’s open there just for the flex!
Old stories from Forest Hills
Let’s drink some beer in Cherry Chill

Drinks in Vegas on the porch
Let’s go make Rav Henoch Merch
Non-hocking or hocking Shiur
It’s Dan Black, we stand in fear! Stand in fear, Stand in fear!

CHORUS
Yes, we’ve got Mesorah
Branches new and old
There’s nothing like a Muchruch Shmuz
It’s Mussar for your soul

Yes we’ve got the style
Blue shirts every day
It’s not an aveirah
It’s the Slobodka way

FAST LOWS
We have more branches than Chabad
Let’s go hock a Hashgafa Vaad Alumni are all well to do
A seltzer tap, no mortgage due!!

Bekius quotas haunt our sleep
Semicha’s looming, try not to weep
And there is one thing that we crave
Rav Luban’s Chidushei HaLeiv

We don’t hold of Iyun Kal
Chazaras HaShmuess causes a brawl
Is it Muchruch? I think not!
Your going against Rashi’s Pshat! Rashi’s Pshat, Rashi’s Pshat!!

CHORUS
Yes, we’ve got Mesorah
Branches new and old
There’s nothing like a Muchruch Shmuz
It’s Mussar for your soul

Yes we’ve got the style
Blue shirts every day
It’s not an aveirah
It’s the Slobodka way

SLOW LOWS
Yet no matter which branch you are from
The next Gadol you can become
You’re a link in the eternal chain
Baalei Mussar of Slobodka fame

And no matter what Limud you like
(Like some of those “Halacha guys”)
You now have your foundation set
To open up a brand new branch…

FAST LOWS
In Australia and in Ukraine
To Utah, Vermont, and to Maine
South Africa and Italy
Or random Asian Countries

There is no limit to this task
To spread Torah across the map
Belgium, Russia, Hungary,
A new branch opens every week, every week, every week!

CHORUS
Yes, we’ve got Mesorah
Branches new and old
There’s nothing like a Muchruch Shmuz
It’s Mussar for your soul

Yes we’ve got the style
Blue shirts every day
It’s not an aveirah
It’s the Slobodka way!!!

BMZE Mesorah Song – Purim 2022

BMZE Mesorah Song – Purim 2022

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